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笑功震武林
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演员: 伍允龙 元华 吴君如 孟瑶 曾志伟 杜宇航 洪天明 洪金宝 温超 王祖蓝 童飞 蒋璐霞 许明虎 谢娜 谷祖琳 郑中基 释彦能 陈嘉桓
简介: 民国初年,东北地区形势复杂,军阀、土匪、日本特务势力交错,各占地盘,民不聊生。军阀林国栋虽无大志,但仍有爱国之心,日本多次拉拢,俱不为所动。  区内唯有福星镇一地,可称为人间乐土,奇怪地向不受土匪侵袭,各山头均传说此地邪门,凡土匪冒犯福星镇者,都会无故消失。其实是有七大退隐江湖的武林高手隐居于此,当中包括小裁缝娇婆四(王祖蓝 饰)、开饭店的姐妹麦当娜(吴君如 饰)与麦当红(谢娜 饰)、当奶妈的花天娇(曾志伟 饰)、道士甲乙炳(元华 饰)、卖胭脂水粉的小喇叭(郑中基 饰)跟妓院老板娘黛玉姐(孟瑶 饰),人人身怀绝技。他们每一次都把土匪消灭得干干净净,保了镇民平安。林国栋(洪金宝 饰)的女儿雪儿(童菲 饰),喜爱烹饪,时来镇上买新鲜蔬果,由于美丽活泼,深得众侠欢心,尤其是小裁缝娇婆四,更是对她一见钟情,把她当梦中情人。  日本女特务黑泽青子,勾结汉奸猛虎庄之洪虎、洪豹、洪凤,设立情报基地,用密码传送情报回国,并对林国栋施以色诱,然后以忍术控制其神智,再要害死雪儿,幸雪儿逃脱。雪儿逃往福星镇求七侠救父亲出险境。七侠尚未考虑清楚,青子已先下手为强,雇用杀手来狙杀他们,全镇老百姓愤而反抗,连百岁老人亦不甘后人,感动了七侠,一齐出手,击退杀手。  七侠连手赶赴猛虎庄。是日青子一手安排了她与林国栋的婚礼,妄图成为师长夫人后控制林国栋的军队,幸众侠及时赶到,破坏婚礼,林国栋恢复神智,与众侠合力大战青子与洪家兄妹,终尽歼强敌!七侠远去,林国栋亦决意全力对抗日本势力,誓保我国好河山。
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笑功震武林
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纽约夜月情
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演员: Broderick Guinee Jeanne Matthew Tim Tripplehorn
简介: Sam (Matthew Broderick) is the reasonable man in a crazy urban world, the man of thoughtfulness and refined taste in a landscape of Leroy Neiman paintings and beer commercials. The guy would sooner cook for an hour over a hot stove than say `supersize it.'  By day he's a store clerk in an upscale gourmet eatery, and these scenes raise a smile, especially for anyone who's visited the actual chain in New York City -- the portrayal isn't far off from the reality. Our man is besieged by hoards of customers who want their imported French cheese cut to impossibly exact standards. His efforts to remain outwardly polite (while you know he'd like to take the cleaver to the relentless clientele) are pretty funny, and will warm the hearts of clerks everywhere. In general, Broderick is in good form and provides the movie with most of whatever lightness it possesses.  Sciorra's lovelorn dental hygienist, Ellen, is fine enough, too, and her unknowing interaction with our cheese-slicing hero shows some hopeful chemistry, and you may begin to feel you want to see these two get together.  One of the main competitors for our lady's affections, a stockbroker (Kevin Anderson), is played as caricature he's the beer swilling frat-boy whose idea of after-sex sensitivity is flipping on the football game. He's kind of funny at times, but the movie might be stronger if he was written or acted for us to like him more, instead of having us merely recognize him as the flat-out `wrong' guy in comparison to Broderick's sensitive man. Think of John Candy in Splash, taking a cigarette and beer can to the racquetball game; we know his lifestyle is not the one our hero should emulate, but we can't help but be charmed by the likeable goon. Whereas this character is merely a goon, and pretty unlikable all around.  While it's a nice enough light movie for the first half, for me the story was somewhat derailed by its unbelievable (Hollywood) presentation of sex and adultery. (SPOILER AHEAD, skip to next paragraph.) When Ellen returns home after an evening's misadventures, she is naturally faced with the questioning husband (Michael Mantell). Quickly admitting her own indiscretion, she then immediately turns the situation around, demanding to know why the guy had gone ahead and bought a house without discussing it. Granted, it's a valid issue, and granted, many people use this countering maneuver in arguments. What's unbelievable is what happens next the guy starts responding to her question, addressing the house-issue in a quiet, thoughtful manner. WHOA. You'd be hard pressed to find a married person in the world who, when faced with hisher partner's totally unexpected adultery, would be ready to address anything so calmly. The guy would surely be bouncing off the walls, or else crushed into silence and tears - but see, then we might actually feel for the poor schnook, and we'd see Sciorra's character in a poor light. And since that particular audience reaction doesn't serve the romantic comedy, the story tries to sneak around it. You may start to feel that, like the husband, you're being taken.  Further dissatisfaction is just around the corner in the ending. We realize this is where misunderstandings will get sorted out, and our couple will finally see a clear path to one another. We want the satisfaction of rooting for them. But it's marred by another unbelievable character reaction, followed by an abrupt conclusion that feels rushed and forced, too easy and unearned. You may feel as though the movie's cheating on you again...
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绝不放过你(2002)
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演员: 公却杰札 吴孟达 尹小骏 曾志伟 林照雄 林韦伶 辛龙 郝劭文 陈志朋
简介: 大科、阿立和阿勇是大老板雄哥手下的三个马仔。在不明就里、稀里糊涂地受了雄哥的蒙骗后,三个一心梦想着能出人头地、大发横财的马仔招来了杀身之祸。就在东躲西藏、无处逃生之际,在阿立的提议下,三人前来投奔阿立的一个亲戚、南方武术学校的校长武舅舅。  一番软磨硬泡外加耍小机灵后,武舅舅把大科、阿立和阿勇收留下来,并指派大明师兄做他们的教练。开始练武的日子是艰苦的,常常是一天下来把三个平时游手好闲的三个人累得精疲力竭、腰酸背痛。为此,三个人想方设法溜了出来。可溜出去还不到一天,在雄哥的追杀下,三个人又跑了回来。  一个偶然的机会,大科、阿立和阿勇突然发现了雄哥犯罪的秘密。原来,雄哥通过给手下一些毫无利用价值的马仔买保险,然后借故杀人灭口造成意外死亡的事实,向保险公司索赔高额的保险金来聚敛财富。发现这一秘密后,三人决定拿到更有力的证据后向警察报案。就在大科和阿立为营救落在雄哥手上的阿勇和雄哥打得你死我活的时候,赶过来的一名小师弟和为抓雄哥而策划已久的警察将雄哥的犯罪集团一网打尽。从此以后,铭记武舅舅教诲的大科、阿立和阿勇放弃了所有不切实际的梦想,在茫茫的大千世界中找到了一片属于自己的天地。  精彩视点:  这是一部与《新少林五祖》有着异曲同工之妙的港式娱乐版的电影。夸张的人物性格、诙谐的故事情节、精彩炫目的武打设计和香港著名演员吴孟达那如痴似狂、似傻非傻的独特演技,将给观众带来忍俊不禁的享受。
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绝不放过你(2002)
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缩小人生
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演员: 乌多·基尔 克里斯托弗·瓦尔兹 克里斯汀·韦格 凯文·孔克尔 凯瑞·肯妮 劳拉·邓恩 南希·纳什 周洪 唐·雷克 安娜·玛丽·考克斯 尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯 布里盖特·伦迪·佩恩 杰妮·霍蒂谢尔 杰森·苏戴奇斯 派崔克·盖勒 玛丽·凯·普莱斯 玛格·马丁戴尔 玛莉贝丝·梦露 索伦·比尔马克 罗兰·马丁 罗夫·拉斯加德 艾丽森·J·帕尔默 英洁德·埃格伯格 菲尔·里夫斯 蒂姆·德里斯科尔 詹姆斯·范德比克 马特·达蒙
简介: 一项伟大的新技术被科学家们发明了出来,通过这项技术,能够将人类缩小到仅5英尺那么高,这也就意味着,人类将因此消耗更少的资源,获得更大的活动空间。保罗(马特·达蒙 Matt Damon 饰)和奥黛丽(克里斯汀·韦格 Kristen Wiig 饰)是一对深陷贫困之中的夫妻,为了享受更好的生活,他们决定去接受缩小实验。哪知道就在实验即将进行的前一秒,奥黛丽竟然反悔了,只有保罗一人缩身成功。  刚开始,对于变小的保罗来说,一切都是那么的新奇,他住进了专门为缩小人所建立的社区之中,有了前所未有的全新体验。但随着时间的推移,问题逐一显现,小人的社会和大人比起来,并没有好过到哪里去,更糟糕的是,保罗和妻子因为身形的巨大差异,感情出现了裂痕。
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